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Disney Tsumtsum

disneyprettyprincess:

disney-beauty:

disneyprettyprincess:

dirtydisneyconfessions:

Is anyone playing this game? I need more frands on it. :3

Tell me your LINE ID please?

ME

disneybeauty7 is my LINE ID

added you

always need more tsumtsum friends.

kurogyaru is my ID

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dirtydisneyconfessions:

Yep.

Prince Trident misses you
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'I want Madam Adelaide to tie me up and use me whenever she wants, in any way she wants… Gosh, that woman is so incredibly elegant and beautiful I always have to masturbate when I watch the Aristocats…”
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"I’ve always had an awkward crush on Jasper from 101 Dalmatians (‘61) and dreamt Cruella hired us both to do some dirty work. We hated each other at first but steadily we ended up flirting and eventually decided to intensely make out in the back of the Badun truck. I’m disappointed I woke up before any REAL dirty work happened between us."
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I swear, Tumblr puts an age restriction on this site and literally everyone on this site is exactly 30 seconds into the minimum age allowed and it shows.

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askelviranow:

what if you died and met jesus and he was like “HAYYYYYYYYYY” and had like go-go boys hanging on each arm and like, he was like “you seem confused, let me explain- after i died, i opened the gates of heaven, heaven is awesome and amazing and where you want to be, so when my father saw all those gays in sodom, he was like, yo these people rock, so he killed them all so we could hang in heaven in the best place ever, so basically the bible is interpreted backwards on earth because you actually WANT to die so you get to come here and party with us”  and then like, your jaw dropped and he just shoved some taffy in your mouth and you’re like…..fuck, heaven even has taffy, this all makes sense now

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dirtydisneyconfessions:

we’ve all dated that one super hot guy that we pulled his pants down and the bulge was huge and when you pulled his underwear off all you had was tiny dick with giant balls and he was the most useless thing you could imagine

this is beyond true!

-Aviva

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we’ve all dated that one super hot guy that we pulled his pants down and the bulge was huge and when you pulled his underwear off all you had was tiny dick with giant balls and he was the most useless thing you could imagine

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dggeeoff:

is the dirtydisneyconfessions blog even real

we’re obviously real, mate.

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lostincomaa:

lostincomaa:

theres this bondage blog i follow and they just posted the funniest freakin thing i have ever seen i cant stop laughing

image

thats not sexy

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what are you doING

elastigirl?