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askelviranow:

what if you died and met jesus and he was like “HAYYYYYYYYYY” and had like go-go boys hanging on each arm and like, he was like “you seem confused, let me explain- after i died, i opened the gates of heaven, heaven is awesome and amazing and where you want to be, so when my father saw all those gays in sodom, he was like, yo these people rock, so he killed them all so we could hang in heaven in the best place ever, so basically the bible is interpreted backwards on earth because you actually WANT to die so you get to come here and party with us”  and then like, your jaw dropped and he just shoved some taffy in your mouth and you’re like…..fuck, heaven even has taffy, this all makes sense now

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dirtydisneyconfessions:

we’ve all dated that one super hot guy that we pulled his pants down and the bulge was huge and when you pulled his underwear off all you had was tiny dick with giant balls and he was the most useless thing you could imagine

this is beyond true!

-Aviva

» time 2 weeks ago   » notes 194

we’ve all dated that one super hot guy that we pulled his pants down and the bulge was huge and when you pulled his underwear off all you had was tiny dick with giant balls and he was the most useless thing you could imagine

» time 2 weeks ago   » notes 60

dggeeoff:

is the dirtydisneyconfessions blog even real

we’re obviously real, mate.

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lostincomaa:

lostincomaa:

theres this bondage blog i follow and they just posted the funniest freakin thing i have ever seen i cant stop laughing

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thats not sexy

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what are you doING

elastigirl?

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playstationpornable said: Why wasn’t this rejected???? I don’t hate fat people but this person’s syntax is really hard to understand

English must not be your first language because while the grammar is a little off the syntax is just fine…unless you simply dont know that syntax only refers to the construction of the sentence…

-Aviva

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“I want there to be a fat princess in the worst way. When that happens there will be a fat face characters and when THAT happens my boyfriend and I will have them over for chubby orgies. I love having big girls go down on me…they know how to eat.”
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"The lifeguard from Lilo and Stitch is so sexy. I just want to kiss and lick her all over her curvy body. I bet she gives good head and can swallow like a true Polynesian slut."
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myevangeline:

can we talk about these pooh ears tho
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Anal Kingdom is my fav Disney park.