» time 2 weeks ago   » notes 43

we are accepting submission of lady boobs over 18 for the next hour :P

» time 2 weeks ago   » notes 55
“I want Captain John Smith to tie me up and show me how he deals with dirty savages.”
» time 2 weeks ago   » notes 34
“I want to ride Darth Vader until we’re both shaking from a such intense orgasm.”
» time 2 weeks ago   » notes 4

i must say tumblr i am shocked that no one has been able to snap me a photo with 2 dicks in the same photo….i really thought u guys had it goin on

yall can keep tryin

snapchat - askelviranow 

» time 2 weeks ago   » notes 194
“i want the grandma queen ant in bugs life to fuck me with a strapon”
» time 2 weeks ago   » notes 48
“A couple of years ago, I lost my virginity to a guy named Graham. What made it totally awesome was that I could fantasize that he was the Huntsman from Once Upon A Time, and not have to worry about saying the wrong name.”
» time 2 weeks ago   » notes 21
“I want to be Gaston’s Otter and him to be my Bear.”
» time 2 weeks ago   » notes 29
I want to suffocate Justin Bieber to death and throw his corpse to Scar. Then I’d film him and the hyenas fighting over the dead body and post it on tumblr.


Preston rejectedddc, would you do the honor?
» time 2 weeks ago   » notes 19
“If Princess Jasmine was gender bent into a guy I would make Genie replicate Her turned Him about 3 times and then sex ‘em up!”
» time 2 weeks ago   » notes 60

*gets in fight with someone on tumblr*

“you aren’t Elvira so get over yourself”

“ummm, my name is literally Elvira”

“yeah ok sure”

ok people, Elvira is a spanish name, my great grandmother was named Elvira….I know maybe in your tiny little mind Elvira is strictly the halloween woman with amazing bazoongas but its actually a real name in spanish culture so can you not dismiss me because you actually don’t believe my actual name?!

-Elvira